Yes — these things are true — they must be because I learned these things about myself by taking numerous quizzes on Facebook. I used to shy away from answering all of those stupid questions – but then my natural curiosity got the better of me (must be the bear part of my personality) – so I took one. I wanted to know what my spirit animal was. I was looking forward to confirming that I was a horse since I had always wanted to be that (see The Challenge of Daily Post) – so imagine my surprise when it turns out I’m actually a bear! I wanted to be this sleek animal built for speed and instead I’m a giant walking fur coat!
Having had my eyes opened, I figured there was a lot more I needed to learn about myself so I continued to take the quizzes – hoping to find some insights into my life – since I apparently knew nothing at all about myself! Next, I learned which constellation best represented me – hoping for Diana or Cassiopeia – but of course – what did I get? The bear! Was there a conspiracy on Facebook to give me an inferiority complex and force me to see myself as I really am — a large, furry beast?
No – I would not accept that – so I moved on to the next quiz — what was I in my past life. This shouldn’t be bad – at least I knew there were no bears in the mix. I’m thinking I should be an Indian princess or even a cowboy – so when a pirate came up in my past, I figured I could live with that. At least I wasn’t a bear!
Now feeling a little vindicated I decided to find out what color rose I was and my theme song from a Disney movie. It turns out I’m a green rose – whoever heard of a green rose? I think that’s just Facebook’s way of either saying I’m so weird that a green rose fits me – or maybe I’m just so unique that a special green rose represent me. As for the theme from CARS — well, if I’m going to be a pirate bear carrying green roses, I’m probably going to be in the circus – so that would make sense.
Today, I saw a quiz which would tell me which Disney mother I am most like. I started thinking about all of the Disney mothers and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to take this quiz. Bambi’s mother – dead. Cinderella’s mother – dead. Sleeping Beauty’s mother – in a coma, as good as dead. Belle’s mother – dead. Ariel’s mother – missing in action. The only mother I can think of that I wouldn’t mind being is Merida’s mother – and of course – she’s a BEAR!
I guess I should just accept it – Facebook has decreed it — I am a BEAR!