I know you think you are a Fine Looking Man (FLM) and I’m sure your wife/girlfriend/significant other thinks you are one also – but there are those of us who really think you need to PUT ON A SHIRT!
I know it is hot outside and it’s hard to have that sticky material up against your skin – but we women do it all the time and we seem to handle it quite well – so please PUT ON A SHIRT!
I know that you don’t want to grow old and in your mind you are on an even par with those men who pose for the Firefighter of the Month Calendars and the Calvin Klein underwear ads – but please PUT ON A SHIRT!
The young girls are not impressed — they are grossed out.
The middle-aged women think you are deranged and/or pitiful.
The old women laugh hysterically.
So, I beg of you – FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE — PUT ON A SHIRT!