That’s how the conversation with my 6-year-old granddaughter started (she asked the question, not me – just in case you were confused).
“Have you asked your Mom?”
“I’m asking you, Grandma.”
“Well, they just come out.” She’s only six for God’s sake! I don’t care how worldly kids seem, there are just some explanations that can wait for a while!
“Do they come out of your bottom?”
“Well, sort of.”
“That’s gross! Why don’t they come out of your mouth – then they would be clean! What a dumb way to have babies.” She said all of this while shaking her head at the stupidity of the whole arrangement.
“Well – that’s just how God designed us.”
“Well – it’s dumb. Do you like my new fingernail polish?”
And that was the end of sex education for the day.